fairyireland:

exprincesssammya:

froggysan:

dainipponjin:

echoblu3:

chayonja:

blondbrew:

arthur-cockland:

kitsunekon13:

France stole my pants while singing his national anthem.

Prussia punishes you severely because they hate you

;-; oh

England gives you underwear as a gift with force of a great typhoon O-O

England askes to borrow some money while feeling the fires of passion

XDD ok then~

Austria  takes you to see a movie because they hate you.

North and South Italy makes me stand in a corner with a smile on their face.

….wut?

England teaches me how to play tag because that is how he shows affection

oh god what if he notices my idiotic way of running he’ll hate me

Poland slaps his flag on my forehead with lust in his eyes.

Well isn’t that totally awesome? Like, whoa, what are you doing Pol? You gotta wine and dine a girl before you can just go around sticking flags on their foreheads. 

((England forced me to wear his clothes with a smile on his face…))

Canada gives me a nice massage with lust in his eyes…What in the everlasting fuck.

China decides to spank you with their bare hands… Alright, this is awkward as fuck…  (ーー;)

russianwater:

project-anon:

hetalianpolyglot:

danish-grin-of-deflowerment:

andosanofthewoods:

b-l-u-e—s-k-y:

americanxhero:

prince-lee:

streammonkey:

Ringo the stubborn sloth, bitches.

Abercrombie the Not-So-Shabby Rhino

…

…

Inb4 making a character like that

Flopsy the Evil-Eyed Wolf

Pandora the Stingy Sloth

Saffron the Banana-Eating Banana Slug

uh

Voldemort the Beautiful Wolf

um

Flopsy the Laughing Wombat
wait whats a wombat look like /google
its… kinda cute actually

VOLDEMORT THE HAIRY ZEBRA.

VOLDEMORT.

OH THE IRONY.

[[Gomer the Not-So-Shabby Rabbit… okey]]

Spring Roll the Banana-Eating Wombat…

((Flopsy The Foxy Hippo… -w-))

Pepe the Banana-Eating Gopher… Hehe… 

((gah im too nervous to go and talk to other roleplayers who roleplay as canons… damn))