France stole my pants while singing his national anthem.
Prussia punishes you severely because they hate you
England gives you underwear as a gift with force of a great typhoon O-O
England askes to borrow some money while feeling the fires of passion
XDD ok then~
Austria takes you to see a movie because they hate you.
North and South Italy makes me stand in a corner with a smile on their face.
England teaches me how to play tag because that is how he shows affection
oh god what if he notices my idiotic way of running he’ll hate me
Poland slaps his flag on my forehead with lust in his eyes.
Well isn’t that totally awesome? Like, whoa, what are you doing Pol? You gotta wine and dine a girl before you can just go around sticking flags on their foreheads.
((England forced me to wear his clothes with a smile on his face…))
Canada gives me a nice massage with lust in his eyes…What in the everlasting fuck.
China decides to spank you with their bare hands… Alright, this is awkward as fuck… (ーー;)